he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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