well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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