Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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