i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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