At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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