dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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