I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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