WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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