I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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