Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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