Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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