dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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