We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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