Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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