"it" just moved
another moral hangover. fuck.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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