So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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