apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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