you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
