I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Couch. On fire.
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