Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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