And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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