yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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