I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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