D3 body, D1 cock
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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