So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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