You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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