is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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