so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Enjoy the penises
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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