Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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