i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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