In the future we'll all be gay
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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