is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
