Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I queefed so loud it echoed.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Semen is not good for contacts.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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