Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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