so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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