so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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