belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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