Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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