I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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