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found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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