i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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