Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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