if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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