he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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