It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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