Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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