I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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