Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
did i walk over a car last night?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
