remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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