so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
