oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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